do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald)


you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.


*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.Roseanne Barr  (via disappolnted)

(Source: theoriginalklutzyveghead)


please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread)